who are you dating?
I’m dating the cutest person I know.
tumblr = where a simple photo of a footpath gets 100,000+ notes.
i always wear all black just to remind you that im always ready for your funeral
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
If you’re “not all like that”, please call out the people in your particular group or movement who are just like that, rather than snapping at the people who do it for you.
If you have the energy to spend chewing out people who have been victimized by your group directly or indirectly, you should spend it on fixing that shit, or acknowledge that you yourself are probably just like that.
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
what do you mean my life isn’t balanced? i spend 8 hours sleeping, 8 hours in school, and 8 hours on tumblr
I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him